For the Birds . . .?!

With all this talk about the ‘Fiscal Cliff’ . . . I find myself becoming exceedingly ANGRY with Republicans AND our Media Apparatus in this place. So I've got to let loose some steam here. Bear with me . . . and cover your ears if you are too pious for cursing.

Part I – To Republicans and Their Ideological Sympathizers

Fuck ALL Y'all Republicans!!

Republicans in this country look like FOOLS to the world!!

And fuck off with that 'we don't care about the world! We only care about right

here!' bullshit I KNOW is coming . . . BECAUSE WHAT HAPPENS IN THE WORLD MARKETS

AFFECTS YOU RIGHT HERE, YOU MORONS!

These ignorant, Republican, sons of bitches in congress need to FUCKING RESIGN!!

A bit of history here:

The democrats held the house from 2007 throughout the last two years of Bush’s second

term . . . WITH Republicans in the Senate and Republicans in the White House; flip of what it is now . . . but guess what?

NO FISCAL CLIFF!!!

NO DEBT CEILING DEBACLE!!!!

NO INTRANSIGENCE THAT LOST THE USA HER TRIPLE A CREDIT RATING!!

Now why the fuck was that, huh??

You think the Democrats with Pelosi and Rahm weren't partisan as hell!?!??? You think they weren’t always scheming to regain power and retain power??

OF COURSE they were . . . but they knew how far to take it! They would NEVER let their Politics roil the markets and induce REAL PAIN on the Public the way this clusterfuck is about to!

BUT THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T CARE, DON'T KNOW OR BOTH!!!

Part II – To the Main Stream Corporate Media

And to David Gregory and the rest of the chicken shit media apparatus: FUCK YOU!!

David Gregory was in a tizzy about criticism from an Obama advisor, which called ‘what he and others like at CNN do’ worthless and part of the reason the Republicans have been getting away with all this obstructionism. Gregory countered that the advisor was wrong because Americans only look at results and Washington has not produced any . . . 

Ahhm . . . I did I say FUCK YOU, right?

We are NOT that myopic and STUPID out here, ‘David-Republican-Shill’ Gregory. We want Results . . . but in the absence of them, we would also like to know WHY and WHO is fucking up the flow! So do your fucking job and tell us just WHO is causing all the ‘Problems’ . . .!

YOU ARE A BIG PART OF WHY THESE ASSHOLES CAN FUCK UP THE WORLD ECONOMY LIKE THIS!!

Your insistence on 'appearing even-keeled' despite the fact that one side is fucking crazy . . . and the other is way more reasonable, although far from perfect . . . is providing COVER for these know nothing IDIOTS, exclusively on the political Right, to hide behind the veneer of ‘legitimacy’ and ‘responsible governing by principle’ . . . when it is anything BUT!

PRESENT THAT TRUTH DAMNIT!!

But I know we won't see that. Oh No . . . we can’t have that!

The Entertainment Division insists that the News Divisions turn a profit through ratings.

Republicans, with their colorful, bombastic ignorance seem to bring ratings – the Reality TV Phenomenon.

You call them the mental patients they are, they sulk and slink back to Fox . . . and that fount of the Conservative Entertainment Complex will continue to trounce you on your time slot, which you so desperately want to top. And that’s all you folks seem to care about these days.

Its times like these I really miss Tim Russert

He did not CARE about competing with Fox News . . . it was about the PRODUCT and his duty to the Public.

But lately Gregory and others attitude is ‘Fuck the constitutionally-mandated Fourth Estate duty, of objectively-informing the Public about who is fucking up in Washington, and who’s trying to get something done’!!

Part III – Back to You Republicans

The Republican party drives me to curse up a storm!!

Their people are fucking crazy, and they don't have any idea or curiosity about how a country runs!!

Incredible!!!

Never have I read about and seen such ignorance and 'masturbatory celebration' of the same, mixed with the piss of economic kamikaze-ism to force their world-view on the country and the world, that has SOUNDLY REJECTED THEM!!!

You motherfuckers don't give a FUCK about the fact that there was JUST AN ELECTION!??

You know the Monarchic mindset of the public - They CHOSE OBAMA's AGENDA!!

Compromise is one thing, BUT IT IS GOING TO HAVE TO BE IN OBAMA AND THE DEMOCRAT's DIRECTION!

They WON!

Democrats keep sleeping on these guys . . . but they are like fucking Mordor:

"There is Evil there . . . that doesn't Sleep!!"

Republicans LOST the last election and the ones before that too . . . and lost soundly. So what do they do? The Cheat and Steal . . . or Change the Rules! They DO NOT Ever ‘Sleep’

They are thinking about making all the states they now control ‘proportional elector’ states like Nebraska and NH, which would be determined by their now famously gerrymandered districts, instead of winner take all like it is in most states.

It was ‘fine’ for them this whole time until Now.

Then no matter how many votes a Future Democratic candidate would get statewide – it would negate the population centers’ impact and give the clout to the rural, poorer, whiter and less educated folks, which are THEIR Base.

Republicans win coming and going!

Rachel Maddow did a segment on this recently . . . unbelievable!

Democrats have a real fight on their hands to stop this and frankly they have ‘slept’ on how craven these Republicans are for power and how desperate they have always been to keep it and acquire it. They think that it is owed to them like some sort of birthright. Losing is an unacceptable ‘phenomenon’ for these clowns . . .! They act like . . .

“There MUST have BEEN A MISTAKE! Why would you even think about voting for anybody else? If you’re so inclined, you MUST be unfit to vote ‘somehow’ . . . and we’ll find that ‘smoking gun’ that proves you are!(Or we’ll ‘invent it’ . . . if we must!). We must always be in power . . . anything else is unconscionable and is grave miscarriage of justice and threat to us all . . .!”

Therefore, the shenanigans in Florida, Ohio, Virginia, etc in November, are par for the course with these folks.

And as for some of you conservatives being offended by my language??

I WANT YOU TO BE OFFENDED UNTIL YOU WAKE THE FUCK UP AND START TO SEE THE

DOWNRIGHT TREASONOUS, SOULLESS SHILL OF CORPORATIST HUSK PUPPET, PARADING VAMPIRE-LIKE, FEEDING ON THE SOULS, BLOOD AND DREAMS OF THE CITIZENRY!!!!

YOU NEED TO APOLOGIZE TO THE FUCKING WORLD REPUBLICANS, FOR DARING TO ASSOCIATE YOURSELF WITH THIS FILTH THAT CALLS ITSELF A POLITICAL PARTY, THAT SNORTS THE GROUND BONES OF LINCOLN AND IKE LIKE COCAINE AND USES IT AS THE MAKE-UP FOUNDATION FOR THEIR BARELY-FEMININE, HOLLOWED OUT HARPIES!!!

YES I WANT YOU TO BE OFFENDED BECAUSE THE PRESS, WHO'S JOB IT IS TO OFFEND YOU AND SHAME YOUR PARTY BACK TO SANITY, WON'T DO IT!!

I REALLY CANNOT BELIEVE THIS SHIT!

Its way past partisan here: YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE PHYSICALLY DESTROYING THE

COUNTRY AND WHAT IS WORSE:

THE IDEA OF THIS COUNTRY IS STARTING TO LOOK, IN THE EYES OF THE WORLD, LIKE A HUGE JOKE . . . ALL BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!

THANK YOU, TRAITOROUS PIECES OF EXCREMENTITIOUS REFUSE!

For the good of the country, the Republican Party needs to become extinct starting in 2014 . . . or else we’re through as a country.

I want to say this whole, epic, tidal wave of shit-laced swill is, as the saying goes – “For the Birds . . .!”

But I can’t . . .

Seriously, you could not even feed this to the proverbial ‘Birds’ . . . you’d KILL them.

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Stuck In My Craw . . .!

There has been something which has been sort of ‘stuck in my teeth’ so to speak about this political season and I need to get it out . . . I’ve tried the regular ‘toothpicks’ provided by our cable and network so-called News Media . . . and they don’t quite get the offending strands of ‘meat’ out. They dance around the truth, being nice for the personal gain of their various corporations – the Entertainment Model ‘Rules!’  As a result folks like me just sit there . . . slowly getting annoyed as fuck with what is going on!

So I’m going to make my own 'utensil' to get this out, to make clear the obvious fact(s) about both men vying for and to keep the job of POTUS:

Obama and Romney are both rich . . .

Let’s just get this out in the open; they are both members of the 1% now. I don’t begrudge them their success, however they arrived there. I’m not ‘hating-on’ the ‘Winners.’ So please kill that nonsense.

There are, however, very real differences between both men that inform what they’ve done with their lives to this point and map out how they would govern or are governing . . . and the differences are clear as day and extremely obvious.

One (Obama) of these men is open and honest about the advantages he enjoys and is truly empathetic towards the 99 %(He was a member up to only a few years ago when he paid off HIS college loans, was fed by food stamps in his youth, etc) . . .

The Other was born with the MOTHER of all silver spoons in his mouth(He subsisted on dividends from and the sale of stock while in college, which obviously came from Daddy George, an Auto and Manufacturing Tycoon!), acts like the advantages aren't there, taking folks for fools as if they can't SEE IT for themselves . . . while being 'proudly apathetic' with respect to the 99%'s POV, and makes a platitudinous farce/mockery of 'farting' empathetic-sounding phrases and talking points out of his Ass . . . I mean Mouth.

The above situation has not been addressed properly . . . even by reporters who DO get face time with him. The following is what I’d LOVE to be able to say to Romney, were I ever to get a chance to:

“You aren't even trying to be sincere or sound like it . . . or worse: You don't know where to start!

It's BLATANTLY obvious that you want the Presidency really bad . . . but it's from a shallow, far-less-than, patriotic, altruistic place . . .

You want it for the typical 'Rich-Bored-With-My-Insanely-Excessively-Fortunate-Life-So-What-More-Do I-Do-For-A-Social-One-Up-On-My-Other-Wealthy-Peers' sort of endemic, class 'peculiarity':

"I Know! I'll run for President! After All: I deserve This Prize. Because . . . well . . . That is what Us Rich Folks Do When we have so much time on our hands and life is good!"

That seems to be what you're all about Willard.

If you really cared and were filled with this burning desire to help ALL Americans . . . and not sowing your 'self-perceived' 'Royal Oats' in that esteemed Office . . .

. . . Then you wouldn't LIE as INCESSANTLY and without even the attempt at 'credible' ambiguity of your predecessors that you do! (I've fact checked you within less than a minute from an I-phone after too many of your 'claims' about the President! - Joe Wilson can 'sing' to you!) . . .

. . . Your positions on so many crucial issues change as rapidly as the direction gusts of an eddy, as the wind wraps around a house or structure, while the pancakes inside the kitchen flip to cheer you on, back and forth from brown side to crusty black side and back . . . and a fat, overfed child shakes an Etch-A-Sketch while throwing a tantrum in the living room of the same dwelling. . .

. . . And your brazen national assault on the common sense and sometimes the sheer, stark literacy of the public (Who were you really talking to when you went in front of the NAACP?? You must think folks are stupid huh?) would have been a non-starter for your campaign team, under pain of your anger and subsequent unemployment!

You wouldn't do these things . . .!

You would instead proudly discuss YOUR VISION without disguise or guile . . . you wouldn't have been afraid to put the FACTS behind your Vision out there for ALL to examine!

"I don't want to give the Obama Opposition Research Team more ammo to attack me . . ."

What!??

What the fuck IS that shit!?

And again the Press lets you get away with it . . . but that's another 'rant' for another time.

But seriously, what are you man? A Kindergarten Kid who doesn't want to be 'teased'??

Do you know what this Job you're vying for entails? Have you NOT seen the incessant screed of vituperative, obscenities lobbed at the man you wish to replace, from since BEFORE he became POTUS, from your party . . . or were you 'sleeping'!??

Oh I think I get it: You Mittens are so 'special' that no one should 'dare' 'go after you like that' . . . because . . . You're some, extremely wealthy, privileged, White Guy, who looks the part . . . and everybody wants to be like you, they envy you.

"Obama attacks me due to pure envy. Listen: I made a lot of money and I'm not going to apologize for it"

Right. 

Got it.

Wink-wink!

Like I said before Romney . . . we don't give a flying fuck about your wealth - you made it? Good for you! - but you best recognize and stop pretending to be one of us . . . because you never were and will NEVER be.

OWN IT!

Your wealth doesn't make you ineligible(JFK and your old nemesis Ted Kennedy were quite successful running for office, as is Michael Bloomberg, etc, etc). . . !

It's about your Human Quotient . . . and you severely lack it Sir!

And I'd really appreciate it if you would STOP pissing on my sensibilities, and then in a millisecond demand I 'lick my face' because it's only really Ginger Ale.

For the religious crazies you are busy pandering to, here is Prayer I offer to you and your cronies and imps:

‘May Obama kick your entitlement-drunk ass all over this country this Fall and drive You and your Party, along with your, frankly, rancid, treasonous, ideology off the Cliffs of Obscurity and Irrelevance, . . . and may you all stay there for eternity and for the good of this country's future!’

Seriously Sir . . . you need to LOSE and lose BADLY for the sake of this country . . .

Within you walks the ultimate in a moral apocalypse: Folks like you and the people in your political party should NEVER ever succeed, when you do things for the selfish reasons you are and when you behave like you have!”

Yes. I know this coward of a man will never come to my state as part of campaign stop . . . but there are those of us who feel like I do . . . there are those of us that are growing increasingly furious, chewing on the disingenuous, opportunistic monstrosity of Mitt’s candidacy. . .

. . . and it is just stuck in my craw!